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LITTLE SISTERS - Gladly doing what you tell them for 18 years


TAGS: bird sisters
Rating: 4.53/5

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JesusWept - August 5, 2013, 9:15 pm
Which one is you?
HEATHERSCH - July 27, 2012, 5:46 pm
i am being serious when i say this is an actual ph**o of my sister and me. i have never seen this ph**o before but it is without a doubt my sister and me.
HEATHERSCH - July 27, 2012, 5:44 pm
This is a picture of my sister and me!! I am so curious to find out where this ph**o came from!!! hahah this is SO crazy!!!


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Waldo finds YOU


TAGS: waldo soviet russia finds you punisher kevin nash
Rating: 4.17/5

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WTF - September 28, 2009, 1:55 pm
I searched "soviet", "russia" and "waldo". I don't see anything remotely similar from any of the searches.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 7:55 pm
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA XD
:P - September 4, 2009, 11:23 am
and smashes your face in.
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:14 am
this one kinda already exists, different pic of the same guy doing a falcon punch on the punisher. same words
leeeblinga - August 28, 2009, 7:40 am
That is f***ing funny!
BongoBongo - August 28, 2009, 5:43 am
"punisher" was **** movie


BROCK OBAMA - Yes, we can catch'em all!


TAGS: brock barack obama pokemon president
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by James

aesop's folly - November 11, 2009, 7:55 am
smack smack* OI!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2009, 9:04 am
ON the corner....AK works ON the corner.
Eternal Lord Jackass - October 20, 2009, 9:01 am
You better join AK in that corner.
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 9:16 am
So long as Nurse Joy doesn't work for Osama...
Arrogant Knight - April 10, 2009, 8:53 am
Dammit, this made me chuckle... I'll go sit in the corner now. Sorry.


SUCCESS -




M o n s t e r s -


TAGS: monsters spammers trolls site hijackers etc
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

ughomer - September 23, 2013, 5:06 pm
260 were mine, GaryO!
GaryO - September 23, 2013, 2:32 pm
Shyt, Bobb, you found the 'share' motherlode


Kiddie Creativity -


TAGS: kids self expression or brattiness order chaos nathanael west
Rating: 4.38/5

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crankyhead - October 3, 2013, 7:27 pm
Your po5ter is delicious.


MONDAY - Has Been Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest.


TAGS: monday business work job office
Rating: 4.73/5

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5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 11:30 am
Of course you get a 5 from me. Good job!
mariand - November 27, 2011, 10:42 am
cool... I guess we're talking about work
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:11 am
Mite Has Well Do The Rest Of The Week Too


Sink Fixed -


TAGS: finally got the sink fixed
Rating: 4.76/5

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maoworks2 - June 14, 2013, 7:37 am
Now That's What I'm Talking About !
Silverheart - June 13, 2013, 4:51 pm

Installed the Jesus Filtration Unit5?


HYSTERECTOMY -


TAGS: look for the silver lining in everything
Rating: 4.58/5

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spacedog - May 3, 2013, 6:32 pm
HA! Old school sandbox or new fangled ballpit?
Reality Lord - September 12, 2010, 8:37 pm

lol


DEAR LORD - IF WE GIVE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER AND LADY GAGA WILL YOU CONSIDER SENDING JOHN LENNON BACK


TAGS: music
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by concern3

daynet - November 22, 2013, 8:39 pm
Grab Honey Boo Boo and Chris Brown, too!
renpsu - October 10, 2013, 7:36 pm
Mark Chapman is a living god! Just t5hink of the way he blazed new frontiers in artistic criticism - sing a lousy song, you die. Write a lousy book or poem, you die. Paint a lousy picture, you die. Pericles' Athens would like nursery school.
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:54 pm
We need celebrity trading cards...
Brawler - March 22, 2013, 1:48 pm
John is worth 200 Gagas and atleast 5000 Biebers..
nicholsjoshua15 - March 20, 2013, 2:14 pm
Yeah but he does murder victims. So I could ask God about Kurt.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 20, 2013, 2:14 pm
Yeah but he does murder victims. So I could ask God about Kurt.
ipaprime - March 20, 2013, 10:53 am
he cant do kurt ya gots to talk to satan bout him. that suicide thing you know.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 19, 2013, 9:39 pm
If we give god every Pop Star, Rapper, and Emo Rocker will you give us Jim Morison, Kurt Cobain, Johnny Cash, Layan Stanley, and Joe South?
zoomer296 - March 19, 2013, 7:37 pm
How about we send him the whole package plus Miley Cyrus and ask for him to return John Lennon AND Johnny Cash?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 10, 2013, 12:59 am
And Taylor Swift, and the Jonas Brothers and Sarah Brightman on general principles.
trek - March 9, 2013, 7:34 pm
If I believed in a god, I would so ask this of him/her
Silverheart - March 9, 2013, 3:59 pm

How about if we throw in Kesha, Diddy, Britney Spears, the Jersey Shore people and every Kardashian we can find? In fact, you can take them whether or not you return Lennon. 5Ls.


HEAVY METAL - Just because your music is awesome, doesn't mean you are.


TAGS: heavy metal music awesome kids
Rating: 3.32/5

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Mega48man - January 10, 2011, 8:36 pm
my god, i never knew there was a bad crowd in a genre i loved so much so long ago... blind gaurdian wrote some pretty sweet stuff to.
MrRandom - April 1, 2010, 10:12 am
Blind Guardian.... poser metal.... *eye twitch*
forseti - April 1, 2010, 9:43 am
Blind Guardian and Hammerfall... Epic Poser Metal... *puke*
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:35 am
and someone needs to put a anvil on that Hammer *shrug*
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:34 am
um can we get verification that the Ginger is a Female O_o ??


YOUR MISSION - Should you choose to accept it


TAGS: mission impossible mind f***
Rating: 4.8/5

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Nighthorder - February 7, 2012, 12:52 am
Thank god for my friends XD and their insane willingness to do whatever
Amren - July 30, 2011, 12:50 pm
I teach 8th grade and I'm going to have my students do this to a Substitute.
sniperslayer95 - July 24, 2011, 5:49 pm
i wanna do this!
MysteriousWoman5150 - July 22, 2011, 6:24 pm
Funny as Hell!
Reality Lord - July 22, 2011, 5:33 pm

nice
Jalozyin - July 22, 2011, 2:08 pm
Sounds like something I'd do...


SIGN OUSTIDE A TAVERN ON MIT CAMPUS - Can't argue with this!


TAGS: sign board
Rating: 4.78/5

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ughomer - December 30, 2012, 1:36 pm
Thanks Gary ~ New Years Eve is just around the corner!!
GaryO - December 30, 2012, 1:34 pm
OOOOOH, YEAHHHHH. 5 Litres of Literacy


Today's Music -


TAGS: classic music today s pop rock
Rating: 4.75/5

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sodamall - September 8, 2015, 4:48 pm
how long will Justin baby and the like be remembered? 5yrs tops if lucky
sodamall - September 8, 2015, 4:43 pm
and you'll never know why we rock
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2015, 8:27 pm
The clash and Run DMC.....RUN DMC?!?. 1L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2015, 8:24 pm
Nirvana, the *** pistols, the kinks and the misfits....Classic Rock? In what universe?
nicholsjoshua15 - August 9, 2015, 5:43 pm
The top 40 music may suck nowadays, but is usualy always has, listen to the alternative, underground and foreign music you may be surprised.
EmilioDumphque - July 23, 2015, 2:33 am
Did you ever hear Wilson Pickett's Sugar Sugar?
GaryO - July 21, 2015, 8:40 pm
Good point, 'cause lots of today's stuff is sure to be number two
nicholsjoshua15 - July 21, 2015, 8:27 pm
There's still plenty of great new music, remember the same year Jimmy Hendrix released "The Watch Tower" The Archies "Sugar Sugar" and it was #1, The year Smashing Pumpkins Released "Disarm" Billy Ray "Achy Breaky Heart" was #1.
EmilioDumphque - July 20, 2015, 7:40 pm
Angry young man poetry to a drumbeat isn't music.
Silverheart - July 20, 2015, 6:37 pm

Suck-ass music exists in every era, classic and contemporary. Get off of the top 40 channels, you just might find some good, new music.


RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start.


TAGS: obama president murder pro choice taxes democrats socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.28/5

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WTFO - April 26, 2011, 12:52 am
Your attack on people here regarding their beliefs on this topic is about a year and a half too late. (check comment dates) Politics moved to Politifake. BTW, your opinion (that according to you doesn't matter) didn't need to be added. v/r,
mrwhyte - April 25, 2011, 10:24 pm
For all you douchebags who honestly think your opinion on this may have mattered... It doesn't. Woman's/couples choice get over yourselves and move on.
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:42 am
I know my fingernail is human. I still cut it off. Get a brain.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 12:10 pm
POST HERE NO MORE, GO HERE:http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8971&p=125976#p125976 My apologies for continuing this message I did not realize it was such a nuisance.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
Lol, it was going to be so perfect, my bad. This goes before the copies: how is it wrong to murder a baby, except if you have been ra**d, then one wrong makes another wrong right?If you are not ready to take care of a child, why do you think you
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your ready to take care of a child, why do you think you deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
Just for FYI, after 6 weeks babies have a visible human form with hands legs head, etc they are just 2in. Babies can survive after only 5 months of pregnancy (still technically a fetus), low survival rate, but it does happen. If it is ok to murder those
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
unaware, may I Murder mentally disabled, senile, children less than a year old, or you in your sleep? All those peoples are unaware of their situations at that time? And for those who argue that they only support abortion in case of ra** or inc***,
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
they in their infinite wisdom knew who should be allowed to live and who should murdered, because they would be better off dead than living a crappy life….I believe one of them was named Hitler……Who are you to decide whether one would be better off
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
dead than adopted? Shall we ask the numerous children in the current foster care system (Which I agree is very corrupt and poorly run) whether they would rather be dead right now, and if so should we murder them on the spot? Why limit to unborn/just
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
born children, lets murder people who drop out of high school, or bums, or others who will not accomplish in their life, because they are going to have bad lives right? Pro or Anti I do not declare, but answers to these questions I am curious to see….
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:41 pm
that you believe that killing unborn babies is equivalent to killing terrorists bent on murdering everyone who disagrees with thier religious view and then hide behind innocent civilians.
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:40 pm
that want to destroy everything that is not extremist Islam. Also, with all the people waiting to adopt, there are no "unwanted children". There is nothing more innocent than an unborn child so yes, that's murder (especially late term). It is sad to me
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:38 pm
Grunch, seriously? The "innocent people" as you call them are terrorists and insurgents. The innocent casualties from collatoral damage is always tragic but a direct result of the terrorists hiding among women and children. We wipe out dangerous psychos
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:36 pm
I see what made you an expert in rationalizations. It was the training.
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:34 pm
You brag about going to war and killing millions of innocent people who want to live, because that is "helping solve the overpopulation problem". But when people abort a pregnancy that would put an unwanted child in the world they are murderers.
Bah - October 15, 2009, 1:57 pm
LOL. It would never be allowed in this society, but the castration bit would solve a fair few problems. Accountability indeed!
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 4:59 pm
Absolutely not. Those dirtbags need to be hunted down and castrated so they don't continue to spread their ignorant genes. I'm all about responsibility and accountability.
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:48 am
True enough. But what of the thousands of worthless men who get a woman pregnant and then walk out like the cowards they are? Does the woman have to track down the scum bag to get his permission then?
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:28 am
We have some agreement here, ILB. However, right now there is no legal requirement for the father to be involved in the killing of his child. Also, the POTUS supports partial birth abortion, which is clearly murder. I completely disagree with that policy.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 6:31 am
I would never counsil a woman to have an abortion, but ultimately its between her, her partner, and whatever powers they may believe in.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:33 pm
Zimpel (is that like simple, I think so), thank you so much for proving exactly what this poster states. Dehumanizing a baby so you can kill an innocent life without conscience. BTW, late term babies do have a central nervous system. Sean, well put.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 8:08 pm
At the risk of overlooking a previous comment making this very point: the mistake is the unprotected *** at a time in their lives when they cannot give a child a proper upbringing. He clearly referred to the baby as a baby.
zimpel - August 29, 2009, 7:53 pm
they aren't babies they're fetuses and they dont even have a central nervous system basically on the same level as a parasite and should be removed from the host if desired.
HAHA - May 15, 2009, 8:47 pm
Hey yeah lets kill babys and keep murders alive at taxpayer expense.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:42 pm
Nope. Actually left over from another poster where it applied. When you start typing it pops up matches. I've gotten better at scanning them to make sure they apply to the poster.
HtD - April 28, 2009, 4:38 am
Target audience.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:13 am
why is "white" one of your tags?
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:55 am
...some advantages. We didn't worry about crime as much, but when you did something wrong your parents knew before you even got back home for dinner! Lent a new meaning to "Neighborhood Watch"...
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:54 am
I was kind of raised by a village. If my neighbors saw me acting up they would smack me then bring me back to my parents who would smack me AGAIN for screwing up AND for embarassing them. Growing up in an area where everyone knows everyone else had...
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 2:26 am
Woah! Delta... got the mood-ring style avatar? Changed it mid-rant! Calling in Lewis Black for backup on this one?
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:18 am
Thanks, I think. I don't believe that my opinions fall into the "nazi" category though. I just want to add some chlorine to the human gene pool.
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 12:19 am
Well said, WTFO.... I've never felt more like a nazi than I do right now, but it is the solution du jour.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:14 am
as many islamic terrorists/extremists from the Earth as we can that that should be accellerated. I am on the fence right now on whether or not we should remove people from the planet who refer to themselves using the word "awesomo". I'll think about it.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:12 am
planet that are too violent, dangerous, etc. to be allowed to pass their psychosis to the next generation: murderers, rapists, p********s, gang members, child abusers, wife beaters. I know as a military man, that we are trying to do our part by removing
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:10 am
I disagree with his a**ertion that innocent babies should be murdered to correct the problem. Why attack helpless children who have done nothing wrong? If we want to fix the overpopulation problem then let's do it smartly by eliminating those on the
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:09 am
Looking back to mrawesomo's comment I noticed that I completely missed his point about "major overpopulation", so I'll address that now. There is an argument for overpopulation being a problem (my wife and I just replaced ourselves on the planet). However
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:07 am
many people don't teach them respect or manners. That is why I raise my kids instead of believing "it takes a village to raise a child".
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:05 am
separated from my wife. I guess if you can only be their for either the birth or conception, then I picked the right one. Regardless, I couldn't imagine life without my son or his little sister. In general, I don't like other people's kids because too
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:04 am
planned for. While my wife and I were already married, the timing could have been much better (I was sent remote and in a visit, I got my wife pregnant, saved up I guess). The end result was that I missed the birth by 4 days because the military had me
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:02 am
Deltabob, regardless of your desire to not have kids, your statement of "parasite" is disturbing. While I respect several of the positions you've taken in comment chains here, I will have to agree to strongly disagree with you here. My first son wasn't
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:53 am
...more adoptions and I think, fewer abortions. My first wife and I couldn't have kids past our first and seriously considered adopting a Korean orphan. Only reason we didn't is she was essentially lazy and didn't want 2 kids to watch while I worked.
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:51 am
...could/should. Thats also why so many people turn to other countries for their adoptions. It's cheaper and easier. The kids in our own (US) system are being screwed over because of greed: lawyers, court fees, etc. If it was easier to do, we'd have...
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:50 am
I know quite a few adoptees and they had fantastic lives. I'm sure it was better than anything they could have experienced bouncing between foster homes or orphanages. Adoption has turned into a business which is why they don't happen as often as they...
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:58 am
typo: last one should read "is a "fetus" not a..." sorry.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:56 am
is not a "fetus" not a baby. Please refer to fact 1 to see that your argument is unfounded. Now that I have made my point, f*** off mrlamo.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:55 am
dictionary states that a fetus is "a developing human from usu. two months after conception to birth", hence, a baby human. Fact 2. you prove the point of the poster of rationalization in regards to killing life by dehumanizing the baby by claiming it is
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:53 am
mr 'not so' awesomo, is apparantly not familiar with me. First off, watch the personal attacks before I turn my energy to pointing out what a pathetic little peckerhead you are. Here is how I play, I support my positions with facts. Fact 1. Webster's
dgbt - April 7, 2009, 4:51 pm
that's hilarious
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 5:28 pm
"Punished with a baby" hmmm? Think of the possibilities: "So you didn't know the speed limit was 35 mph? Well, sorry about that - here's your baby." or how about: "You've entered a wrong password. Your baby will be delivered via FedEx. Please try again."
Mark - April 6, 2009, 5:03 pm
mrawesomo - Too bad your parents didn't have the same view. Why not further your cause retroactively and go suck on a gas pipe?
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 4:59 pm
It's not a baby yet it's a fetus. Still even if it was a baby I'd have it killed due to major overpopulation from f*** ups like you
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:41 am
When you call someone you don't know a coward, that is hate writing. I support people putting up unwanted kids for adoption versus killing them. I support a good upbringing as well, kids can get that if they are adopted.
Adopt (again again) - April 5, 2009, 12:20 am
It wasn't hate I was writing out of, just impatience. Easy mistake to make though given similar tone in writing style.
Adopt (again) - April 5, 2009, 12:19 am
Well congratulations on your cohesive family, many fail to do so. But I still am still in favour of a short, warm, well nourished life than one where the child is effectivley abandoned. And yes I do advocate contraception. We are all naive to an extent.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:42 pm
Mark, I think you'd have to duct-***e Adopts mouth first (or keep something stuffed in it). Looking at the comment, you don't want to hear any of the BS coming out of that mouth
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:40 pm
(meaning the baby survived the operation and is living outside the mother), that the doctor could then kill (terminate in liberal speak) the baby because that is what the mother wanted in the first place.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:39 pm
the advanced stages they aren't very aware either. This President supports late-term abortions which many consider murder. As an IL Senator he supported a bill that would have allowed a doctor who fails to carry out the late-term abortion properly...
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
ADOPT - If you happen to be a 18 year old Korean gymnast, I'd be interested in adopting you for a few days, after which you won't be quite so naive.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
You claim we are all naive, you really should speak only for yourself. Most people are quite aware of what's going on. I wonder. By your standard of killing "its" (or people) because they are naive, do you suggest we kill people with Alzheimer's? In the
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:34 pm
stunning wife for everything. While we haven't adopted our kids we haven't ruled out the posibility of doing so. You do however prove exactly what my poster states by referring to a baby as "it" so you can advocate the child's death while it is "naive".
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:32 pm
Now, for you bitter, hate-filled comment, Adopt. 1st watch the name calling, there's no need for it unless you don't have a defendable position, of course (which I don't believe you do). I am actually a father of 2. My kids are reliant on me and my
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:30 pm
For the record, I believe that abortion is a procedure that should be reserved for ra**, inc*** and endangerment of life. I do not believe that it should be used for convenience, in place of birth control, or for endangerment of "lifestyle".
ADOPT - April 4, 2009, 2:04 am
IF you're against f%cking abortion SO MUCH. ADOPT a F%CKING ABANDONED CHILD YOU COWARD. See how you feel with a human life reliant on you for it's EVERYTHING. Better to not know anything but the womb in my naive opinion, and it is naive, just like us all.


UGLY STEPSISTERS - They're not ugly. They're just drawn that way.


TAGS: ugly wicked evil stepsiter stepsiters cinderella walt disney disneyland
Rating: 2.7/5

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Fatt Matt - July 28, 2009, 12:56 pm
It's funny, I don't even have to wait for the poster to load. See the name - vote it 1...


ASIANS - Used to swords...


TAGS: asian dumb gun
Rating: 1.74/5

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none - April 7, 2009, 12:33 am
yea if you look at it closely, hes right handed, and finger is straight and off the trigger, hence why you dont see his finger on the barrel and why he looks like hes holding the gun stupidly.
barockeva - November 5, 2008, 6:32 am
Right handed. This man is.
actually - July 17, 2008, 12:23 pm
you're supposed to have your trigger finger along the barrel...
Anonymous - June 11, 2008, 3:46 pm
Actually, that's how you're supposed to hold a gun before you're ready to fire. It's safety, but good try.


THE WEATHER - IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!


TAGS: ollie williams weather raining sideways family guy
Rating: 1.86/5

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BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 8:47 pm
XD I like this guy.
MAC - July 4, 2009, 8:38 pm
sadly.. i memorized that entire conversation.. "Its rainin sideways!" "sounds rough, do you have an umbrella?" "had one!" "where is it?" "inside out 2 miles away!" "is there anything i can do to help" "bring me some soup!" "what kind?" "CHUNKY!"
HtD - December 19, 2008, 8:02 pm
I saw a fish!
George - April 13, 2008, 3:16 pm
HONK HONK! What? FAIL.


SCHRODINGER'S CAT - Must first fit into the box


TAGS: cat schrodinger physics
Rating: 4.69/5

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run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:19 am
my roomate's step-sister brought home $20547 a week ago. she is working on the computer and bought a $369500 home. All she did was get blessed and apply the directions explained on this web site http://Run19.com
falloutghoul - September 2, 2012, 7:28 pm
If I fits, I sits.
gas - September 1, 2012, 10:55 pm
lol


DRUMMERS -


TAGS: drummer jokes music desperate band
Rating: 4.81/5

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NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:04 am
What do you call a girl that want to get with the bassist? Not yours, anymore... if he's Gene Simmons or Dusty Hill.
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:00 am
If you're a girl during the 80's, and want to date... Steve Perry: Good-girl. Steve Tyler: Bad-girl. Joe Perry: s**t.
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 12:58 am
To which I say: That's only a problem if the band don't rock!
CloudchaserS - December 11, 2011, 10:14 pm
I once saw a bumper sticker that said "You're just like the rest of the band. Always following the drummer!"
crankyhead - December 11, 2011, 9:00 pm
Q: What do you 5ay to a drummer who tells you he's got an idea for your band's next song? A: Your fired. =)


PERPETUUM MOBILE - well Physics, screw you


TAGS: perpetuum mobile physics cat toast
Rating: 4.76/5

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steve1961 - February 8, 2013, 11:17 am
Next time say "mar***ine".
zoomer296 - February 8, 2013, 12:06 am
Why the hell does it censor bu7ter?
zoomer296 - February 8, 2013, 12:04 am
Why not b***er both sides of the toast? (Cat wont eat it and P.E.T.A. wont go after you.)
ZeXaZ - October 5, 2011, 10:23 pm
What if you attached two cats to each other?
- September 9, 2011, 1:06 pm
well, let me think... maybe atatch a space collar to the cat?
Alixian - September 9, 2011, 11:31 am
Ahh the old Antigravity cat theory, good for powering vehicles for the purposes of hovercars etc. The only problem is,what happens when the cat eats the toast?


ALUCARD WALKS INTO A TWILIGHT CONVENTION - "All I said was that vampires don't sparkle"


TAGS: alucard hellsing vampire
Rating: 3.75/5

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FatherTyme - May 4, 2011, 6:23 pm
Hmm, I'd love to see Blade AND Alucard cleaning house. @thatonechick, I saw Hellsing, truly bad@$$. He was pwning let and right and not even caring enough to take names :)
boinger - March 9, 2011, 1:23 pm
vampires actually do sparkle... for .00000000001 seconds b4 they burst into flame
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 9:57 pm
He'd probably win a race up your parents basement stairs as well.
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 9:51 pm
But could he beat you in a spelling bee?
corbett06 - June 27, 2010, 9:49 pm
that faget edward wouldnt stand a chance in satans hell against alucard
LD0ne - May 7, 2010, 9:52 am
nice job *applauds* 5 lions
Portgas D. Ace - December 12, 2009, 10:21 pm
Positive. Edward definiely should meet Alucard *hrhrhr*
angryceltic - December 12, 2009, 12:34 pm
i did and it was awesome
thatonechick - December 12, 2009, 9:56 am
Anybody else watch Hellsing? *crickets chirp*


FACE PALM -


TAGS: life homer simpson facepalm fail
Rating: 3.6/5

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Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 11:13 pm

ok ok ....i laughed...lawlz


ROFLSTALIN - Little known cousin of ROFLMAO.


TAGS: mao stalin rofl lol roflstalin roflmao roflcopter lolerskates 1337 dr manhattan cousin
Rating: 3.41/5

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Sean - January 13, 2009, 7:09 pm
P.S.: But on the other hand, Stalin's favorite Stooge was Shemp. So, wadda ya gonna do, eh? Take 'er easssss.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 7:03 pm
d*** you Mao!!!! You probably even like the later episodes and series where they meet actual ghosts!! That's insanity, you commie bastards!! Scooby Doo used to be the greatest champion of reason over fear. Scrappy was a worthless punk.
Sean - January 13, 2009, 6:50 pm
True Story: The Sino-Soviet Split actually occured over the question of whether or not Scrappy-Doo completely ruined the Scooby-Doo Show. Turns out Mao actually liked Scrappy!?!


PESSIMISM -


TAGS: the light at the end of a tunnel pessimism murphys law pzy
Rating: 4.43/5

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Sho - November 1, 2010, 12:21 pm
Lol i did something similiar, but this one is beautiful :'D
angelous - October 25, 2010, 6:44 pm
nice stuff


SIMPSONS DEATH NOTE - I'll take a Butterfinger... AND EAT IT!!!!!


TAGS: simpsons death note light yagami misa amane l ryuk b***erfinger anime manga
Rating: 3.28/5

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bugmenot - January 3, 2011, 6:03 pm
simpsons were yellow... this is definitely futurama death note
tehsupercheez - October 3, 2009, 12:07 am
JUST. f***ING. EPIC.
Jesus - August 8, 2009, 12:09 am
This looks more like Futurama. Even though the same person draws them, the style is a little different. In the Simpsons, everyone has very big circle eyes and usually no eyelashes.
Nice! - July 25, 2009, 1:12 am
Ha, very amusing. I like it!


GEDDY LEE - If he played with more than 1 finger ...we would all die.


TAGS: rush geddy lee bass progressive rock
Rating: 3.15/5

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bassist - May 23, 2009, 9:50 pm
Geddy = f*** YEAH!!!


deafening silence -


TAGS: sign
Rating: 4.78/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:32 pm
...Someone somewhere has actually nailed that sign to a tree. That's a story in itself.
jonny5 - April 3, 2014, 11:39 am
When I told this joke to my wife and daughters the "Yes" rang out before I finished the sentence.
nicholsjoshua15 - January 19, 2014, 7:24 pm
Men are rarely ever wrong in the end, and it's usually the whole family who pays for not listening to the man. Men's Liberation and Men's Rights my brothers, let the revolution begin!
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:18 pm
Yes because men are always wrong.
GaryO - November 5, 2013, 8:28 am
A classic here, Uggy. 5 Lessons
chickenlittle - November 3, 2013, 10:34 am
The silence is broken by one word: yes ;)


MEDIA - Showing the people what they want since decades.




MODEL CITIZEN - Respecting his neighbor's opinions.


TAGS: guns second amendment neighbors respect house sign arrow
Rating: 3.98/5

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thundal - September 5, 2011, 9:33 am
I'm all for gun control, but wouldn't better education be a stronger deterrent? Also, some people are shocked to find out I have a maglock instead of a doorknob... electricity's a better way to say no~
Derek's a Retard - November 2, 2009, 1:23 am
Oh here's goes the stupid liberal again. I've got a challenge for you, try sneaking into my house and getting my gun, just try.
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:54 pm
Especially if they stole his guns
mmmBingSoo - October 27, 2009, 2:13 pm
hope someone robs this guys house just to do it for the lulz that would come of it
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 9:34 am
Brilliant. 5.


BACON LIMERICK ~ - There once was a sandwich with mayo ~ and lettuce and bright red tomato. Though tasty and fine ~ it was missing some swine, with bacon it made me say, “Hey-O!”


TAGS: acon limerick sandwich poem sign
Rating: 4.58/5

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demon001 - December 6, 2013, 9:45 pm
If bacon is wrong. I don't want to be right!
pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 8:50 am
Mmmmmmm.... bacon.


Song -


TAGS: song music head swab
Rating: 4.88/5

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JesusWept - December 17, 2014, 12:59 am
Thanks :)
Sho - December 15, 2014, 3:08 am
simply genius. 5/f
JesusWept - December 10, 2014, 9:29 pm
Thank you!
spacedog - December 10, 2014, 8:49 pm
This really is excellent.
JesusWept - November 24, 2014, 11:20 am
Thanks :)
Thedge - November 24, 2014, 10:59 am
Perfecto !, why can I not Say more? Chalk it up to brandy. 5L
ughomer - November 24, 2014, 9:03 am
That's What I Like About YOU...
mizzdizz - November 24, 2014, 2:54 am
a weemawop aweemawop----miss priss you're EVIL for getting that stuck in my head! I have been topped! In the jungle....LOL!
JesusWept - November 24, 2014, 1:46 am
Thankzzzzzzz.....
MissPriss - November 24, 2014, 1:16 am
5Lions sleep tonight....
mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 9:11 pm
Always on the lookout for new tunes to annoy people with! Of course, there's always the theme from The Smurfs....
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 9:01 pm
Thanks for the fiver. I'll send you my used swabs ;)
mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 8:49 pm
I have a TON of annoying songs. Hope you have several cases! The musician's blessing/curse--your life has a sound track whether you want it to, or not! LOL! That's 5 lions singing 'Its a Small World After All....'! Gotcha! LOL!
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 7:28 pm
Thanks :)
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 7:28 pm
No worries! I have lots of swabs ;)
Oldsod - November 23, 2014, 7:25 pm
Brilliant.
mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 6:24 pm
Only long enough to replace it with something else equally annoying! LOL!
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 2:24 pm
Thanks :)
GaryO - November 23, 2014, 2:01 pm
excellent


QUESTION - How many men does it take to open a beer bottle? Zero. It should be open when she brings it.


TAGS: chauvinisic humor anger feminists
Rating: 4.61/5

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Greeny - May 10, 2011, 8:45 pm
wait ix - I am married, you're not, and it's your comment that doesn't make sense
IxLOVExYOU - May 10, 2011, 10:53 am
*your* not you're because you're = you are and doesn't make sense
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 7:11 am
*you're - dangit
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 5:41 am
ha ha until your married


SPETSNAZ - Like ninjas, only with assault rifles...


TAGS: ninja gun spetsnaz russian
Rating: 2.81/5

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Wrong - August 16, 2009, 12:49 am
If it were white, you'd notice the dude lying down or whatever. Because it's black it can look like a bit of tree, so you don't notice the geezer holding it.
Anonymous - January 20, 2009, 2:23 am
It's work better if the gun was white too.
Torquemada - July 16, 2008, 7:34 am
Spetsnaz... Russians on motifake?


ALIEN VS PREDATOR - Still as terrifying as it has ever been ...


TAGS: alien vs predator classic terriying
Rating: 4.29/5

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Dragonfyre - February 21, 2012, 10:03 am
I had this poster, it was in a ET Record...
OmegaReaper - February 13, 2012, 9:37 am
I thing the creepy and the ugly looking one is the alien and the guy with big eyes is the predator.... killing the creepy looking guy :P
Iconoclast - February 10, 2012, 3:12 pm
I'm confused. Which is the Alien and which is the Predator. :-)


SINKHOLES - Hey, just think. This could happen to your house tonight. Sweet dreams, everyone.




SIRIUS BLACK - Why so Sirius?




VALENTINE'S DAY - Single Girls V's Single Guys




INVISIBLE SOULS - Leave .308 holes


TAGS: invisible souls leave 308 holes
Rating: 4.71/5

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- June 2, 2013, 7:56 am
Optimum distance for him is 500 to 800 yds. The lens is exposed because he just flipped the camo off of it to fire. Otherwise a flap of the burlap would cover it. It won't reflect light (sunshade) and you're dead before you see him at distance.
Nissta - March 8, 2012, 6:14 pm
Strange that I never saw the need to do this AND I still hit targets at 500yds one of them being a markers pointer telling me I'd missed when I hadn't. I was just using an iron leaf battle sight not a scope on the good one L1A1 7.62 Self Loading Rifle....
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 11:28 am
camo mesh netting added to the rifle's ghillie to run over the objective lens, although it slightly diminishes light transmission, the 'cat-eye' lenscovers do the same
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 11:26 am
Well true, I mean you see him now because the camera is focussed on him, but from 300+yds you might not?? and I actually saw a better defence to cover the scope, protects against scope glare as well as the perfect circle forming, ~[Cont. in reply]~
kj8541 - March 6, 2012, 11:12 am
Except he is not invisible. I have yet to see one of these with good veg and a cat eyed scope.


SILENCE! - He'll kill you




SOLUTIONS - There is always one that will work in the end.




SHUT UP -




YOU WOULD THINK WE WOULD -


TAGS: spanish inquisition
Rating: 4.77/5

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Gigavolt - December 23, 2012, 12:42 am
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
Verdeckt - December 24, 2011, 6:37 am
Gold..
gas - December 21, 2011, 12:58 pm
AHA!
Reality Lord - December 21, 2011, 12:47 pm

....did someone say..... "the spanish inquisition".....?


NRA -


TAGS: nra guns ph**ography home intrusion
Rating: 4.76/5

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djinnyf - April 9, 2011, 1:11 pm
or "How to take the craziest, scared faces ever!!!" xx
ICEMAN - September 20, 2010, 8:13 am
5 double ***s from a Patron Life member.
Faceplant31 - September 18, 2010, 4:37 pm
Perfect, a 5 gold rounds for you


THE RECESSION - Affecting the people you'd least expect




this ain't france -


TAGS: texas isis p wned
Rating: 4.83/5

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Reality Lord - May 6, 2015, 8:21 am

funny...i was thinking it was bait as well.
EmilioDumphque - May 6, 2015, 2:59 am
Now we know what to use as bait. We should also use their extreme distaste for being cremated. Apparently, they can't enjoy their 72 virgins as a pile of ashes.
mizzdizz - May 5, 2015, 6:01 pm
NOOOoooooo its not! Luv this, RL! 5 LOL lions!


Sweet Mother of Jesus!!! -


TAGS: sir richard branson drag tr***
Rating: 4.28/5

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david5300 - April 27, 2014, 11:25 am
Is that Sir Richard Branson?
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:53 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen...David Bowie.
Pauleboy - May 27, 2013, 6:57 pm
Sir Richard Branson on a night out?
Rudedog - May 14, 2013, 1:07 am
Robert S, stop posting self pics. BTW eye shadow color is screaming non virgin, Mary.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 7:38 pm
I just puked. The mess didn't bother me, but the Starbucks employees are pi**ed.
Renza - May 13, 2013, 10:30 am
diaf... now I need to go cleanse my retinas with fire or some form of potent acid.


RAP - It's what you get when you set Tourettes to music.


TAGS: rap music eminem rapper
Rating: 4.08/5

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NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:44 pm
...At least in the "Gangsta" form of it.


ALZHEIMERS TEST -


TAGS: give me a sign
Rating: 4.86/5

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STP - September 8, 2013, 1:58 am
Interestingly, without looking at the answers, I thought: 1. FUNK 2. PULSE 3. SIX 4. PONDS 5. BOOKS 6. RANDOM
flutterdash123 - April 6, 2013, 4:52 pm
Wow, never expected that .3.
MercAlert - March 8, 2012, 6:36 pm
I actually only got 5 wrong. What can I say? I don't like condoms.
Airman - December 21, 2010, 3:34 pm
it is nice to see posters getting lots of votes again. Your changes worked Mr. M.
TheOne - December 21, 2010, 10:20 am
I feel retarded and cencored mind now,5L!
suenero - December 21, 2010, 4:57 am
A absolute complete 5L's!
hootizz - December 20, 2010, 11:30 pm
Love it.., not what I expected at all.., very funny..!! a 5L'er for sure...
SunnyDay - December 20, 2010, 8:05 pm
funny 5L
RandomPixilator - December 20, 2010, 7:08 pm
If this geezer was thinkin' what I was thinkin' THAT would be wrong. Eeeeww. Top poster btw LMAO


LAZINESS - Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.


TAGS: laziness capital sin sunny
Rating: 4.5/5

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Hawamleh - December 19, 2010, 7:45 pm
See here this is a great poster, but you should take it easy man, remember quality over quantity.


MIDGET TOSSING - Please re-legalize it!




TEAM ROCKET - Promoting transvestism since 1997.




THE BARON - Finds your antics amusing


TAGS: baby wearing an oversized fake monocle
Rating: 4.02/5

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Airman - August 26, 2010, 7:12 pm
bump
EssenceOfJester - May 8, 2010, 11:27 pm
XD That's f***ing hilarious!
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 11:07 am
hehehehehehehehehe
Airman - September 30, 2009, 10:48 am
this is one of my favorites now. Cracks me up


MY LIFE IS LIKE - ... a decadent chocolate cake. So many people want a piece of me that by the end of the day there's nothing left.


TAGS: life cake responsibilities
Rating: 4.79/5

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Bull - August 8, 2012, 6:33 pm
Have you ever drank a lot of coffee on an empty stomach and get a splitting headache? That's the theobromine f*cking you up. I had a vet visit last week, (my dog's got bad allergies) and he like to talk .. a lot.
Bull - August 8, 2012, 6:30 pm
Chocolate's poison to humans too. It contains theobromine and if enough is consumed it can be deadly. You'd have to have a really slow metabolism and/or eat a sh*tload of it. Dogs metabolize theobromine much slower and can actually consume enough to die.
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 6:55 am
For his safety I hope he was...
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 6:55 am
For his safety I hope he was...
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 6:53 am
Enjoying it as much as I can... Strawberry Cheesecake and tons more candy that I should legally be allowed helped get me through this weekend... now I crave gummybears...
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 6:51 am
I detest peanut b***er... however, that only means more for you, just eat it some place outside, I can smell that crap from a long ways away... gag reflex activating smell...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2012, 8:15 am
But I digress.......strawberry rhubarb. (hope you guys are enjoying your weekend)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2012, 8:13 am
I was re-introducing you....I doubt there are many left that you already know, and I was always a conservative..... I just didn't care about politics. Lately I've realized that I should at least have a basic understanding. You did help explain it for me.
rerun - August 5, 2012, 7:12 am

Really, I did in fact just wake up and now I want this for breakfast (the most important meal of the day)
WTFO - August 5, 2012, 2:26 am
Back on topic (politics can stay at politifake). Just had to have chocolate cake w/ chocolate frosting after seeing this pic. It's good! Why would anyone waste something that tastes that good on a dog? Hello!? They lick their b***s!
WTFO - August 5, 2012, 2:23 am
Dude, how do you introduce someone that you admit was here first? It's all good, brother. What the audience may not know is that you are now a conservative. I'd like to think I may have contributed to that, but I doubt it. You just woke up.
Greeny - August 3, 2012, 4:51 pm
umm... was Space talkin' about the cake?
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 12:01 pm
Thanks for the intro Moo(?) and hellooooo WTFO.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 11:57 am
Sorry!!!! EXTREME lag time this morning and the puter is sorta slow too.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 11:54 am
Reese peanut b***er cups, frozen, better than(fill in the blank). I've been called a b*tch so figure those cup are my revenge. I hate when it sticks to the woof of my mouth though.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 11:54 am
Reese peanut b***er cups, frozen, better than(fill in the blank). I've been called a b*tch so figure those cup are my revenge. I hate when it sticks to the woof of my mouth though.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 11:54 am
Reese peanut b***er cups, frozen, better than(fill in the blank). I've been called a b*tch so figure those cup are my revenge. I hate when it sticks to the woof of my mouth though.
steve1961 - August 3, 2012, 11:43 am
Nice that you and WTFO get along now...just don't feed him chocolate ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 3:44 am
Oh, FFS...who left the back door open?.Ladies and gentlemen! this here right wing lunatic is WTFO. he was the reason I joined Motifake...I just hated him SO much. But we got past it, And now we're such good pals he's agreed to vote for Obama...XD yukno.
WTFO - August 3, 2012, 2:22 am
Now peanut b***er is a different story there isn't it, my friend. ;) ha ha.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 2:19 am
I would never feed another dog chocolate.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 2:18 am
It's not me, I've been against the chocolate the whole time. But he's Mrs.Moooo's dog and she and her brother have been feeding him chocolate for 18 years. Caramilk, chocolate chips,assorted easter chocolates, bakers chocolate...etc, he seems to be immune
steve1961 - August 3, 2012, 1:43 am
Your dog is not special mooo+ just lucky. Certain types of chocolate are toxic and fatal to dogs. Not to be preachy but as a friend, I think you are playing russian roulette if you are truly allowing your dog to eat chocolate. Trust me, my moo friend.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 1:21 am
Some dogs are special...My dog eats chocolate all the time. But Space would be dead...He's not special. He pees on the floor, he escapes from the yard and he keeps rubbing his a** on the carpet. We're "sending him to a farm".. The kids will be devastated.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 12:20 am
Space you dawg. You know chocolate is like poison to you and your kind! That is what you meant right? ;)
spacedog - August 2, 2012, 7:47 pm
Heehee, I wouldn't mind a piece of that. ;)


YOUR CHILDHOOD - Has just been ruined forever.


TAGS: why didn t simba eat them
Rating: 4.79/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 12, 2014, 4:13 am
If it means anything, I'm vote #30 giving you 5L + faved.
rockntractor - February 3, 2012, 6:07 pm
Childhood hell, Mr. piggies head!


PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




ASIAN EMO - because small penis is not good enough




IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Pokemon chose you




DENTAL PLAN! - Lisa needs braces...


TAGS: simpsons dental plan lisa needs braces lenny
Rating: 1.71/5

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airborne173 - March 7, 2009, 12:26 pm
My God you're an idiot! That's from an episode
Dental Plan... - February 11, 2009, 4:20 pm
That's not Lisa!!!


older sisters -




SWEET TRANSVESTITE - They don't make 'em like this anymore.


TAGS: transvestite rocky horror cult classic
Rating: 3.07/5

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Shyanne - December 2, 2009, 3:36 pm
gosh you know I don't really like this one anymore


MONDAY MORNING - It always feels like this.




5 People Of Different Races -


TAGS: racial relations diversity color people
Rating: 4.68/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:19 pm
True... But a definite sign of a more sophisticated culture is NOT celebrating criminal actions.
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 8:42 am
Race is not an indication of class.
mizzdizz - October 29, 2015, 11:55 am
Having friends from all different walks of life, that's normal, right? Good one GB! 5L!
Bandit5906 - October 29, 2015, 11:38 am
It happens every day, but the news media won't report what doesn't fit their model!


EVERYTHING - has a hidden beauty, if only for those who can see it.




irrelevant -


TAGS: paris attack isis nazis political correctedness
Rating: 5/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:11 pm
Edgar Friendly, I am with you!
GaryO - November 23, 2015, 10:08 am
O lord, you never fail to entertain. Luv what you do, man.
Reality Lord - November 23, 2015, 7:15 am

dear spizz.... please see this poster if you are trolling. http://www.demotivationalposters.net/trolling-trolling-demotivational-posters-137751.html and if you are just plain and simply stupid i can still oblidge
spizz - November 22, 2015, 8:45 pm
So you're saying Hitler and Stalin were right. Looks like the peaceful majority in America are irrelevant again.
mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 3:24 pm
I wear a full length black trench coat. I get followed a lot. I drive a car that's popular with smugglers. I get followed and pulled over a lot. I usually get checked out and sent on my way, no hassles. I don't mind. I know what I look like. 5L!
Greybeard - November 15, 2015, 10:01 pm
Amen brother. Political correctness is killing people..!


PHYSICS - The science where you use extremely long and complicated formulas to explain why a ball rolls.




NOTE TO SELF - Wearing headphones does not make my farts silent ...


TAGS: headphones farts does not silence
Rating: 4.59/5

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MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 11:20 am
Especially at a bust stop sister move down wind


REMEMBER - There Are Two Sides to Every Story


TAGS: there are two sides to every story
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by mikieelmo

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 5:37 pm
Coming to the aid of an ally makes one an evil empire. Really?
realogic - December 28, 2012, 1:28 pm
This is late, but sorry America was an evil empire at that time. Remember Agent Orange? Remember carpet bombing? Do you remember invading someones country because their political ideals were different? This is not a reminder of humanity.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 1:15 pm
speaking words of wisdom.... let it be.... *sing* ;)
Ed-Hyde - April 7, 2010, 12:49 pm
I had mixed feelings about this also, but it does give a quiet reminder that even our most hated enemies have loved ones too. Something that is really easy to forget. 5 Letters from Iwo Jima, doesn't make us an evil empire, just reminding us of humanity.
Ed-Hyde - April 7, 2010, 12:46 pm
Admiral Ozzel got choked out in Episode 5, The empire strikes back. Go Piett Go!
Airman - April 7, 2010, 10:43 am
Admiral Ozzel was as clumsy as he was stupid.
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:58 pm
Tsk tsk... not that one.
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 10:50 pm
Was he the one in charge of the ewok planet? That's gotta burn. Over thrown by ewoks.
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:42 pm
Ozzel? Anyone. Screw you guys.... hewm.
rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:39 pm

Thank you for the clarification.
mikieelmo - April 6, 2010, 10:37 pm
i took it to mean ,there are to sides to ever story .one countries freedom fighter is another countries terrorist . I have nothing but respect for all solders who have fought for the united states . A solder does what his country asks
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:00 pm
I'll bet that Admiral Ozzel isn't anywhere on that wall.
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 9:43 pm
And the countless droids all had souls too, right?
MrRandom - April 6, 2010, 9:42 pm
But they were the closest people to him. I'm sure generic stormtrooper #3334 was as important to him as #2465
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 9:38 pm
Weird. I didn't take it as a judgment on Vietnam or vets. I just don't see Vader, who killed billions in the stories getting weepy over minions. Hello? Darkside calling.
ICEMAN - April 6, 2010, 9:26 pm
I agree with piedude. The immediate implication is that our Vets were evil. 2L
MrRandom - April 6, 2010, 9:23 pm
I just took it as parody >.>
DreMagnum - April 6, 2010, 9:16 pm
I like it actually. Its not saying that America was the evil empire, its just saying everyone thought the rebels were the good guys and the empire bad. Pretty sure I'm taking this way to philosophical, but maybe its just saying, they loved their loss too
rerun - April 6, 2010, 9:05 pm

I don't think I could have said that better Pie. I will wait for Mikiee....to explain the meaning...then I may vote on it
pieman - April 6, 2010, 9:03 pm
I agree rerun. It says that the U.S. was the evil empire in Vietnam to me. Very disrespectful to the vets.
Claire - April 6, 2010, 9:01 pm
I lol'd then I felt guilty. =/ That doesn't happen often. 4 for balls.
rerun - April 6, 2010, 8:54 pm

I don't know about this one....seems kind if disrespectful to the Vietnam Vets. I decline to vote
forseti - April 6, 2010, 8:44 pm
that's so true! like it very much!


SINGLE LIFE IS A CURSE - I have disposable income, unlimited free time, ability to hang with anyone I want, zero stress & drama...yea single life is horrible




RHEUMATOID ARTHRITIS - Incurable and painful. People suffer incredibly because of it. So don't piss off anyone who's got it.




IN SOVIET RUSSIA..... - .....people learn not to divide by zero starting at a young age




BEING A DJ - because learning a real musical instrument is hard


TAGS: dj music musician
Rating: 4.19/5

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NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:34 pm
Add a musical-keyboard to that, and you have vintage Moog synthesizer!
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:27 pm
What about the engineers who had to design 600 knobs, levers, b***ons, and switches and two overly complicated turntables to make some no-talent hack look good?
vilnius - July 9, 2012, 6:34 am
people who work at power plants or pilot tug boats probably have to learn ad lot knobs and stuff too.
fade - July 9, 2012, 3:57 am
Sure..... let's so you memorize the functions of over 600 knobs, levers, b***ons, and 2 overly complicated turntables


CLIFF CLAVIN ON BEER -


TAGS: reprint of a classic diatribe from cheers for your enjoyment pleasure
Rating: 4.25/5

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Thedge - September 1, 2014, 12:58 am
Tried the alibi. DID NOT WORK ! Wife said, Norm's a moron! No argument available to counter.
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:39 am
Thanks Space
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 6:31 pm
Excellent Bone! 5Ls.
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 3:14 pm
My pleasure Mr. C
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 3:13 pm
LMAO! another perfect poster Bone!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:48 pm
LMAO
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:32 pm
Great poster man, i was more going for the Ron Burgandy "its Science" but that works to.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 2:26 pm
I'll drink to that!!... 5 frosty cold ones!!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:20 pm
Thanks Bovee, now that song is never going to leave my head
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:10 pm
Its Science.


GANGSTA SIGNS - Yes, you too look this stupid doing it.




IN SOVIET RUSSIA - President assasinates you!


TAGS: vladimir putin president assasinate
Rating: 3.5/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - April 6, 2011, 4:26 pm
Now this, this I like!
Hawamleh - March 29, 2011, 11:52 am
been done like 13 times.


PRESIDENT - We're screwed now anyway




HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND -


TAGS: silence
Rating: 4.88/5

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Sean - April 5, 2014, 12:44 pm
And around the edges is darkness, my old friend. Love it.
TheUserNameLeft - September 1, 2011, 2:34 am
Love it.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 31, 2011, 1:36 am
You never hear such beautiful words like these from anybody. ANYBODY.
Derek - August 30, 2011, 11:48 pm
I've been transported to the Tate Modern


DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - Chicken eat YOU!!!


TAGS: soviet russia kfc
Rating: 2.8/5
zoomer296 - January 17, 2013, 12:10 am
While bacon sounds nice, KGB means Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti which was the Committee for State Security of the USSR. The KGB ended in 1991 and was replaced by the FSB. (Federalnaya Sluzhba Bezopasnosti or Federal Security Service)
Treehodger - February 25, 2010, 10:01 pm
KGB? Kentucky Grilled Bacon?


HISTORY CHANNEL -


TAGS: television history channel chooses ratings
Rating: 4.85/5

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fascistfrenchman - October 29, 2013, 12:35 am
I agree, though falloutghoul also makes a valid point. The whole Discovery Network has lowered the bar; too bad it can't be fixed like in the "Raising the Bar" episode of South Park.
supersaiyen1001 - March 16, 2013, 12:16 pm
I saw something similar to this on another website I'm on: "History is written, not by the victors, but by the wiki-editors".
GaryO - March 14, 2013, 12:00 pm
Yup, 'tis a truth
falloutghoul - March 14, 2013, 8:48 am
While I agree to some extent, Ancient Aliens deals with history to a degree and Pawn Stars deals with historical objects.
PapaFox - March 14, 2013, 7:23 am
Agreed. The channel's content has descended into second-rate garbage.
Bolverk3778 - March 14, 2013, 6:35 am
Got to agree with space dog the content on the History Channel has gone down hill rapidly. The Head of Programming for History Channel needs a kick in the seat of the pants.


ANOREXIA -


TAGS: anorexia fat skinny offensive
Rating: 3/5

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demon001 - November 30, 2013, 3:01 pm
Size -2 model!
erock - December 30, 2009, 12:54 am
i have to admit i laughed. i will go to hell for it i am sure i did laugh. now i will go to hell for sure
aesop's folly - October 28, 2009, 8:27 pm
hole lee ****
Velin - October 26, 2009, 6:54 pm
And she would look so beautiful... just a little meat and fat on right places. Which is right now like... everywhere.
Mr.Danger260 - August 30, 2009, 6:04 am
"I'll tell ya what's really weighing you down is them bones,looks like they'll have to come out if you want to fit into that size -5 dress for prom in time.
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 1:07 am
So, you got it, Derek?
Derek - July 18, 2009, 1:06 am
Unfortunately, she'd probably believe you.


Genesis -


TAGS: bible god genesis
Rating: 4.84/5

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manos - January 31, 2014, 11:56 am
haha awesome
EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 4:19 pm
Nice one! 5L
nkstokp - October 2, 2013, 12:05 pm
AWESOME!
BobbEdwards - September 3, 2013, 9:29 am
Nice. Post it to Religifake too, if you haven't already.


EYE EXAMS -


TAGS: vision eye exams important
Rating: 4.88/5

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twill1962 - July 7, 2012, 8:38 pm
Greeny, your mind is in the right place. BTW, your vision is perfect!
Greeny - May 16, 2011, 9:02 pm
wowee, I mean opfes...
KageOokami - May 16, 2011, 5:52 pm
I think I might need a closer look, you know, just to make sure I got it right.


WALL-E - Russian Edition


TAGS: wall e russian
Rating: 4.79/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 1:49 pm
Jungle camo for urban equipment?
KoU - January 9, 2012, 12:44 pm
yeah, u right, looks ' like Johnny 5
TwistedNinjaPirate - January 7, 2012, 11:29 pm
Looks more like Johnny 5


NEW BEGINNINGS - “A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.”


TAGS: journey begins with single step
Rating: 4.46/5

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agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 8:49 am
Love it, and the creative angle on the caption. 5L
sickartist - May 31, 2010, 7:59 am
"Excellent" - Ministry of 5L


PHYSICS - It's like Math, if a year's worth of learning was shotgunned at your face. Every Class




A NAGGING WIFE - Means that she still cares. It is when she gives you the silent treatment that she is plotting your gruesome murder.




LIBERALISM - "The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal" --Peter Brimelow


TAGS: obama president taxes democrats race racist racism fail failure socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.15/5

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WTFO - August 6, 2009, 12:31 am
Porc, you tricked me into eating that cake. You said it was "special chocolate". Moo+ & AK, thanks for your concern for my blood pressure.
Agent K - July 31, 2009, 1:41 am
WTFO...Deep breaths man!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 1:32 am
Slow down Buddy. you're gonna stroke out.
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 1:32 am
hey you ate my spacecake. Don't you forget it
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:31 am
using pot. BTW, main stream media (other than Fox) also ignored the fact that he a**ociated with domestic terrorists, Marxists, black nationalists, and attended an anti-govt, anti-white church for 20 years. Maybe you should wake up and smell the fascism.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:29 am
Matt, I remember the liberals severly attacking Bush over his past abuses. I also remember him being smart enough to admit he made mistakes and not providing details so haters like you could keep attacking. I also missed any "national outrage" about BHO
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:27 am
SD, you seem to conviently forget that Chelsea and the Obama kids are strictly off limits to the media and that has been respected while the Bush twins and Sarah Palin's kids are brutally attacked.
Matt - July 23, 2009, 10:40 am
Yeh or how we couldn't talk about our last presidents 7 year addiction to coke, and his severe alcoholism because it happened before he ran for office. But Obama mentions trying pot and its a national outrage.
Sam Dalton - July 6, 2009, 12:38 am
It's kinda like how it's only fair to talk about a politician's g** kids if that politican's a Democrat. If they're Republican, family is off-limits.


FACEPALM - Wow. Even Homer thinks you screwed up.




RUSSIA - Their speed cameras have a No Tolerence strategy.


TAGS: russian speed camera
Rating: 3.27/5

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suenero - November 3, 2010, 1:29 pm
5L's from me. As someone from a city with too many speed cameras, this is funny as hell.
Untamedfifty - February 24, 2010, 6:32 am
fail and why is the shell belt halfway through with loaded rounds?


Asian Ghostbuster -


TAGS: asian
Rating: 2.55/5

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TheOne - February 3, 2013, 7:07 pm
My thoughts exactly.
rerun - January 5, 2013, 10:39 am

you do realize that yours is the 1st comment on a poster that is 5 years old?
twill1962 - January 5, 2013, 6:40 am
First: the stereotype is old, very old. Second: the Chinese have the "L" phoneme. 1L.


APPROVAL -


TAGS: approval train acceptance suicide depression
Rating: 4.67/5

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5150monkeylove - March 16, 2012, 5:17 pm
You rock, Md. That would have been funnier.
mariand - March 16, 2012, 3:36 pm
lol... it's like, waiting to see if you got a s*d after you've had unprotected ***...


FINALLY!!!!! - About f*cking time they kissed!


TAGS: ash ketchum misty pikachu pokemon anime manga kiss kissing
Rating: 3.23/5

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dayday13 - August 3, 2010, 9:48 am
i no rite?


IRONY -


TAGS: pacman drugs music games hammy
Rating: 4.79/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 9:51 pm
Well played sir.
Greeny - March 1, 2011, 8:08 pm
and posting things


OFFENSIVE? NO! JUST A PHILOSOPHIC DEBATING POINT -


TAGS: october offensive poster challenge
Rating: 4.76/5

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Reality Lord - October 7, 2010, 7:41 pm

i lol'd you get 5...nice


PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE -




DARTH DARTH BINKS - All yousa people gonna die! Meesa find yousa's lackin' in faith disturbin'




DRINKING COORS LIGHT -


TAGS: give me a sign coors
Rating: 4.84/5

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house - June 2, 2011, 6:47 pm
440 - now i know your not an aussie as the only people who refuse to drink fosters are those from the country where its made
440wakeup - June 2, 2011, 1:34 pm
My favorite beer is FOSTERS but i'm tooo embarresed to order it in Public so I order AMSTEL LIGHT
Cloudchaser - June 2, 2011, 1:25 am
Right on! I always drink beer from micribreweries. My favorite being a local place called Smoky Mountain Brewery. Can't get any fresher than that!
spacedog - June 1, 2011, 7:50 pm
Amen


DIVERSITY - With GM technology, nothing is impossible.


TAGS: unicorn meat gm technology diversity
Rating: 4.52/5

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jejeloman - October 18, 2012, 9:39 am
it's written "product of Ireland" XD
twill1962 - October 18, 2012, 8:54 am
Where can I get some?


last wish -


TAGS: anything your heart desires
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 24, 2015, 10:17 am
Awesome!
GaryO - February 8, 2015, 8:26 am
Thanks sir UG and Mizz
ughomer - February 7, 2015, 12:46 pm
Superb!
mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:54 am
Sick and twisted!! Luv it! My stomach goes in the teacups, heart in the tiki room, legs on top of the mattahorn, foot in the door, head up tinkerbell's asterisk! 5 laughing Lions!
GaryO - February 5, 2015, 7:14 pm
Thanx guys
concern3 - February 5, 2015, 4:53 am
Nicely done GaryO, Defiantly a 5er, the comments VERY FUNNY are also a 5er
spacedog - February 4, 2015, 6:46 pm
Nicely done. It would take a bigger man than I though, it's a small world after all.
GaryO - February 4, 2015, 6:18 pm
Thank ya, ladies. Now about that offer. Just a corner of the porch…and a bowl…big bowl. Dry or wet? Does yer back yard need fertilizing? Do you have a high tolerance for self licking?
lgvernon - February 4, 2015, 1:52 pm

I LOLOLOLOLOLOLed and read this aloud. My husbing says you'd fit right in around here. No, you may not have the spare room. 5LLLLLs
MissPriss - February 4, 2015, 12:14 am
Make sure your remains are immunized for measles 1st...5L Mr. Gary!


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